Seriously, the speed of light
Fidelity sent me some spam, so I replied with “UNSUBSCRIBE” and they sent me this:
Dear Mr. Householder:
I have placed a stop email request for the email address listed below.
blake8086 @ gmail . comPlease allow 10 business days for the stop to become effective. Your email address will be removed from future marketing and product messages.
So I replied:
10 days? That’s ridiculous. Why could it possibly take you ten days to stop something that travels literally at the speed of light?
10 days would be a long time to send a letter to them and have them send a confirmation. The mind boggles at why anything email could take 10 days.
Ted Melot Said,
November 2, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Comment by user Ted Melot submitted [23 Oct 2007, 06:13PM CST]. Please allow 10 days for comment processing to be completed.
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November 2, 2007 @ 5:21 pm
*BUSINESS* days? Haha, “Sorry our computers don’t work on non-business days.” Or do they have people who physically move buckets of bits from one place to another?
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